They got nothin' on you, baby.

  1. [Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

    mellltw:

    apinchofimagination:

    americaloves1d:

    bangable1d:

    nialljameshoranxo:

    butitsbetterwithryanross:

    iwhisperdisenchanted:

    chooseyourfuckingfatee:

    crazyryrofangirl:

    murphyryan:

    daltonsexacademy:

    A gurl was walkin2 skewl wit her bf n they were crossin da rode.

    she sed “bbz will u luv me 4evr”

    he said “NO..””

    da gurl cryed N ran across da rode b4 da green man came on the sine.

    boy was cryin and went to pic up her body.

    she was ded.

    he whispered 2 her corpse “I ment 2 sey i will luv u FIVE-ever…” (dat mean he luv her moar den 4evr)

    xxx~*…LIKE DIS IF U CRY EVRY TIME…~*xxx

    i am sobbing

    she was deed.

    oh my god/

    ansmd omg

    can’t fucking breathe OMG THIS HAS COMPLETED ME

    I CAN’T HELP BUT CRY OMG.

    LOL

    LMFAO

    She was deed. Omg.

    LMAOOO! I cant even!

    OMFG DA POOR BOY! 

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  2. Let’s just take the time to remember the Dumbledore that started the magic, but wasn’t there to see it end R.I.P

    waking-the-fallen:

    R.I.P Richard Harris. 

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  3. Just thought Tumblr should know about this.

    Just thought Tumblr should know about this.

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  4. Kids are so different now…

    cinnamon199:

    perfecttouchofrebellion:

    mel-lark:

    timestoodstill-whenihadyou:

    How I acted as a kid:

    How kids act today:

     

    Bless this post

    ACCURATE.

     

    TRUE THAT!

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  5. Pano magtimpla ng kape ang tanga? hahaha DUMBASS :))

    fondgestures:

    makelove—nothorcruxes:

    ohsheena:

    14niyeng:

    filopride4eva:

    Una, kakain sya ng isang kutsaritang kape:

    Tas kakain sya ng kustaritang asukal:

    Pagkatapos, iinom ng kumukulong tubig:

    At iinom ng konting gatas:

    Ang final step, gigiling giling para mahalo yung kape:

    this made me laugh. :))

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    lmao

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  6. thatpieceofshit: kolbymonster: akissfrometoyou: Yes. its true… The Rugrats really were a figment of Angelica’s Imagination.Chucky died a long time ago along with this mother, that’s why Chaz is a nervous wreck all the time.Tommy was a stillborn, that’s why Stu is constantly in the basement making toys for the son who never had a chance to live.The DeVilles had an abortion, Angelica couldn’t figure whether it would be a boy or a girl thus creating the twins ——————————————-As for “All Grown Up” Angelica was a bipolar schizophrenic who, as a teenager became addicted to various Narcotics, bringing her back to her childhood and thus her creations she obsessed over, because of time lapse between the present and the last time she interacted with her creations, she made them older, Angelica was constantally taking hits of acid, so she would never have to live without her creations who were her only company, in a judgemental worldAngelica’s mom actually died of a heroine overdose, Angelica was schizophrenic/bipolar because she was a crack baby, additionaly Drew in his depression married a gold digging whore, that Angelica idolized because she fooled herself into thinking it was her real mom, but always had a concept of her mom, Cynthia, and took a barbie doll, and made it after her mom’s image, wearing an unwashed oranged dress, and having jacked up hair, which is why she was so attached to it, later in life she followed in her mom footsteps w/ drugs and everything, dieing of overdose at age 13 when All Grown Up! was “canceled” The only rugrat not to be fictional however, was unborn Tommy’s brother Dil, however Angelica didnt know the differace between Dil and her creations, Dil didnt follow her commands, after endless crying and a refusal to disapear like the others did when angelica was angry with them, she hit him. And she hit him, screaming a screaching tune, Stu ran in and pulled his neice off of his only child, but it was too late, he had a brain hemerage, which resulted in a deformation, as he grew up his damage only became more evident, by the time he was 9 in All Grown Up! He lived as an outcast, being ridiculed for his weirdness, and retardation, the immense guilt over this is what led to her drug use and is what led Angelica to un-create the rugrats breifly, until her expericance w/ hallucinogenics.On a trip to Paris to find love, Chaz married a hooker named Kira (He was actually going to marry a differant hooker, but she just wanted him for his money), who had a daughter named Kimi that was torn from her because she was a cocaine addict (Angelica imagined her from Kira’s stories), he lost his mind after the death of his wife and was in denial that she was ever prostitue, upon return to America, Chaz and Kira married and she got her greencard, it was actually a really happy/romantic story, Kira continually stuggled with addiction, but was relatively happy w/ her life, and ChazSuzie was actually Angelica’s only friend, who entertained the thought of Angelica’s creations, for her, She later became a phycologist and teamed up w/ Nickelodeon to make the Rugrats! When Angelica died of drug overdose, she helped arrange her funeral, Angelica’s death was sad, because of her addiction, she was expelled from society, which lead to a break with reality, and her eventual death, she spent the last days of her life in the back of the school cafeteria, imagining friends around her, and playing with the lives of her creations.She died March 5, 1994, tag your friends if you were throughly mindraped, this is the truth behind your childhood.  :(

    thatpieceofshit:

    kolbymonster:

    akissfrometoyou:

    Yes. its true…

    The Rugrats really were a figment of Angelica’s Imagination.

    Chucky died a long time ago along with this mother, that’s why Chaz is a nervous wreck all the time.

    Tommy was a stillborn, that’s why Stu is constantly in the basement making toys for the son who never had a chance to live.

    The DeVilles had an abortion, Angelica couldn’t figure whether it would be a boy or a girl thus creating the twins 
    ——————————————-
    As for “All Grown Up” Angelica was a bipolar schizophrenic who, as a teenager became addicted to various Narcotics, bringing her back to her childhood and thus her creations she obsessed over, because of time lapse between the present and the last time she interacted with her creations, she made them older, Angelica was constantally taking hits of acid, so she would never have to live without her creations who were her only company, in a judgemental world

    Angelica’s mom actually died of a heroine overdose, Angelica was schizophrenic/bipolar because she was a crack baby, additionaly Drew in his depression married a gold digging whore, that Angelica idolized because she fooled herself into thinking it was her real mom, but always had a concept of her mom, Cynthia, and took a barbie doll, and made it after her mom’s image, wearing an unwashed oranged dress, and having jacked up hair, which is why she was so attached to it, later in life she followed in her mom footsteps w/ drugs and everything, dieing of overdose at age 13 when All Grown Up! was “canceled” 

    The only rugrat not to be fictional however, was unborn Tommy’s brother Dil, however Angelica didnt know the differace between Dil and her creations, Dil didnt follow her commands, after endless crying and a refusal to disapear like the others did when angelica was angry with them, she hit him. And she hit him, screaming a screaching tune, Stu ran in and pulled his neice off of his only child, but it was too late, he had a brain hemerage, which resulted in a deformation, as he grew up his damage only became more evident, by the time he was 9 in All Grown Up! He lived as an outcast, being ridiculed for his weirdness, and retardation, the immense guilt over this is what led to her drug use and is what led Angelica to un-create the rugrats breifly, until her expericance w/ hallucinogenics.

    On a trip to Paris to find love, Chaz married a hooker named Kira (He was actually going to marry a differant hooker, but she just wanted him for his money), who had a daughter named Kimi that was torn from her because she was a cocaine addict (Angelica imagined her from Kira’s stories), he lost his mind after the death of his wife and was in denial that she was ever prostitue, upon return to America, Chaz and Kira married and she got her greencard, it was actually a really happy/romantic story, Kira continually stuggled with addiction, but was relatively happy w/ her life, and Chaz

    Suzie was actually Angelica’s only friend, who entertained the thought of Angelica’s creations, for her, She later became a phycologist and teamed up w/ Nickelodeon to make the Rugrats! When Angelica died of drug overdose, she helped arrange her funeral, Angelica’s death was sad, because of her addiction, she was expelled from society, which lead to a break with reality, and her eventual death, she spent the last days of her life in the back of the school cafeteria, imagining friends around her, and playing with the lives of her creations.

    She died March 5, 1994, tag your friends if you were throughly mindraped, this is the truth behind your childhood. 

    :(

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  7. The year 2000 as envisioned in the year 1910

    iheartchaos:

    In 1910, French artist Villemard produced a series of illustrations depicting what life might be like in the year 2000. Yeah, he pretty much nailed it.

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  8. What is this lovely fuckery?

    thecatchyurl:

    thisismaxx:

    Word on the streets of New York is that there is a very talented new photographer named Jamie Beck. She and her fiancee create these unique images she calls “cinemagraphs” — more than a photo, but not quite a video. Whatever they are, they’re badass. Here are some of my favorites.

    WOW :O

    (Source: fromme-toyou, via ukaygasm)



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  9. habang nanonood ng Crazy Little Thing Called Love

    sa first part ng movie, laugh trip talaga

    nang magtapat na si Nam, c Pin na pala at Shone, pero matagal na din palang mahal ni Shone si Nam

    at nang dumating si Shone sa TV show para kay Nam at sabihing hinihintay nya si Nam. Oh! YES GOD!

    (Source: cutelittlelove)



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  10. Emma glanced over at Daniel and Rupert, her eyes blurry. The last Harry Potter scene she would ever film. “Okay, ready guys? And Action!” David Yates, the director called out. She closed her eyes and once again, let herself get lost in the world of Harry Potter… “And cut!” The cameras stopped rolling. The scene froze. “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part Two. Officially complete.” The producer called out, his voice thick. Emma sat down on the Hogwarts castle set. She looked up, a weak smile on her face. Daniel was standing in his spot, frozen and Rupert was in a daze, looking around blankly. The cast and crew broke into a loud applause. “Good job guys” they called out. Emma got up, her knees wobbling, and ran as fast as her legs would allow her and landed on Daniel. She hugged him hard, her tears moving freely now. Rupert walked awkwardly towards them, and Emma wrapped one of her arms around him, making it a trio hug. They stood like that for a moment. Emma remembered the first scene they had filmed together. “You’re doing a spell? Well, lets see then?” Daniel was second to crack. He cried with her, his grip tightening on both of them. Then Rupert. “Rupe- you’re crying!” Emma smiled, still sobbing harder than ever. Rupert Grint, the calm one. Was crying. Emma reached out and wiped their tears. “It’s not the end. Not really!”

    followandreblog:

    aliana:

    airwaves:

    -expelliarmus-:

    PUTANGINA :((((((((((((((((

    I DIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :(((((((

    is this legit omg if it is /tears

    (Source: harrypotterobsession, via aree-reekate)



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  11. ohlooknospaces:

    kennedy-c0ck:

    iamstillahobo:

    hipsterpotter:

    c-o-l-f-e-r:

    reidan-headquarters:

    amillionzillionwishes:

    sphericalfive:

    backtothedrive:

    jennrawrrr:

    danceintharain:

    dancedanceapocalypse:

    RESPECT.

    brb dying

    OMG ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

    OMG 

    DUH FUCK BRUUUH

    perfection.

    I love her so much now.

    OH MY GOSH. I AM DEAD.

    what’s this

    so much respect for this girl

    You can have my respect now.

    lol

    gurrlll i have always liked you 

    (Source: jones-zft, via aree-reekate)

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  12. Best photo ever

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  13. theonlynight: dsfkjlbleeh: I think all girls should read this. This is Katie Piper, a model. MY IDOL. She’s 25 now, and in 2008. she started dating Daniel Lynch. After two weeks, Lynch started becoming abusive. He rang her one day, telling her to wait outside her house for him, where a man approached her holding out a cup. Thinking he was begging for money, she reached into her purse, where he then threw acid over her, at Lynches request.  It makes me feel bad. I always sit here complaining about how my hair wont go right, how I dont have anything to wear. Imagine being a model, being the type of girl that when you entered a room, you instantly got everybodys attention? And then having it taken away from you. Left with burn scars all over your face and chest, having difficulty to breathe and having to to be fed through a tube. Imagine having to wear a mask for 23 hours a day. Imagine being too scared to open the door or better yet, go through it. Staying in your house everyday. Imagine that.  Why cant girls just be happy with how they look? No, you might not have big, breathtaking eyes, or perfect skin. Your nose might not be exactly how you want it, you may not be as thin as you want or as tall/short as you want. But you’re beautiful regardless. Right now, people like Katie are getting through their days one at a time. She cant model anymore and her self esteem has been ruined, but for a reason. Why don’t you have self esteem? Because you saw a prettier girl. Think about it. reblog x2

    theonlynight:

    dsfkjlbleeh:

    I think all girls should read this.

    This is Katie Piper, a model. MY IDOL. She’s 25 now, and in 2008. she started dating Daniel Lynch. After two weeks, Lynch started becoming abusive. He rang her one day, telling her to wait outside her house for him, where a man approached her holding out a cup. Thinking he was begging for money, she reached into her purse, where he then threw acid over her, at Lynches request. 

    It makes me feel bad. I always sit here complaining about how my hair wont go right, how I dont have anything to wear. Imagine being a model, being the type of girl that when you entered a room, you instantly got everybodys attention? And then having it taken away from you. Left with burn scars all over your face and chest, having difficulty to breathe and having to to be fed through a tube. Imagine having to wear a mask for 23 hours a day. Imagine being too scared to open the door or better yet, go through it. Staying in your house everyday. Imagine that. 

    Why cant girls just be happy with how they look? No, you might not have big, breathtaking eyes, or perfect skin. Your nose might not be exactly how you want it, you may not be as thin as you want or as tall/short as you want. But you’re beautiful regardless. Right now, people like Katie are getting through their days one at a time. She cant model anymore and her self esteem has been ruined, but for a reason. Why don’t you have self esteem? Because you saw a prettier girl. Think about it.

    reblog x2

    (Source: twoglassesandabackseat, via superpochiii)

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  14. pinkkiddo:

    jericho27:

    thegrownupkid:

    funnyordie:

    Friday Lyrics Analyzed with Rebecca Black

    Rebecca Black finally reveals the meaning behind Friday’s mysterious lyrics.

    Her likability factor just increased 10 fold in my book.

    THIS ^^^^^^

    THIS.

    (via aree-reekate)

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  15. maybeimsuperstitious: So here’s the deal: Last night I won this purple 8 GB iPod Nano (with video camera on the back) in one of those claw machine things in a movie theatre arcade. I realllly love it, but I already have an iPod Touch! Since I love my followers, I’m going to give it away(: Then there’s the camera; for an early Easter present, my lovely great aunt from Michigan decided to give me her new Canon Rebel xs. Unfortunately, I already have one of my own D: I would like to keep it, but there’s honestly no point of having 2 of the same cameras & she won’t know how to use it since shes 73 bahahah. To win these one of these items, you must do the following: *You must be following me (I check) *You must reblog this (no more than 5 times!) *You can like it (it will increase your chance of winning, but you can only like it once) There will be 2 winners- 1st place will receive the camera, 2nd place will get the iPod. Winners will be chosen at random with this thing http://classtools.net/education-games-php/fruit_machine/ . I will announce the winners a 3 weeks from today (April 22nd just in time for Easter) This contest is available to all countries. I will contact the winners via ask box (so make sure you have it turned on by next friday!) GOOD LUCK<3

    maybeimsuperstitious:

    So here’s the deal: Last night I won this purple 8 GB iPod Nano (with video camera on the back) in one of those claw machine things in a movie theatre arcade. I realllly love it, but I already have an iPod Touch! Since I love my followers, I’m going to give it away(: Then there’s the camera; for an early Easter present, my lovely great aunt from Michigan decided to give me her new Canon Rebel xs. Unfortunately, I already have one of my own D: I would like to keep it, but there’s honestly no point of having 2 of the same cameras & she won’t know how to use it since shes 73 bahahah.

    To win these one of these items, you must do the following:

    *You must be following me (I check)

    *You must reblog this (no more than 5 times!)

    *You can like it (it will increase your chance of winning, but you can only like it once)

    There will be 2 winners- 1st place will receive the camera, 2nd place will get the iPod.

    Winners will be chosen at random with this thing http://classtools.net/education-games-php/fruit_machine/ .

    I will announce the winners a 3 weeks from today (April 22nd just in time for Easter)

    This contest is available to all countries.

    I will contact the winners via ask box (so make sure you have it turned on by next friday!)

    GOOD LUCK<3

    (Source: losinghope-feelingdope)

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